- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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