- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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