OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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