- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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