SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Anti Joke

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