To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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