- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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