- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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