im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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