why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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womens rights

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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