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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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