Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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