What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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