- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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