How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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