Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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