- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

autistic kids rock

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

womens rights.

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