- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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