- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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