Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I wrote a funny joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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