Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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