How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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