Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A man sat on a chair

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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