How old are you? 7

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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