Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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