Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why didn't he finish his

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