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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Suck pussy

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

An Asian with a big dick.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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