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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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