What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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