What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

knock knock Goodbye

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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