Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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