- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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