How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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