how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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