Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Agent 47.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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nipple

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Women's rights

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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