- Anti Joke

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up