What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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shauns beautiful

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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