What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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