What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Chuck norris

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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