Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Dylan is gay

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Safe sex MR

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Anti Joke

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