What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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