Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Davey Peterson.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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