- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Racism.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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