Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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so... how about that airplane food

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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