What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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hey, my names mark.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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