What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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TOBUSCUS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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