- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Grammer is very important

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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