The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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