- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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