- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

wanna hear a joke? no.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

GADZOOKS!

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

women's rights.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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