- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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