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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Justin's hair

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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