- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A man walks into a bar

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

How does shit taste?\ Good.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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