An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Womens Rights

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Politics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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yes... that's the joke

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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This is a joke setup.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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