2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Your mom is fat

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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