Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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