Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Cancer

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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book 'em danno

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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