- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

E= McVagina

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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