- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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