- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Nicolas Cage

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

How long is a china man?

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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