Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Queens Park rangers

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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