how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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