Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Your mom is fat

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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