What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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