Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A whale's vagina

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