- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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