- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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