What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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