banana

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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