- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Dance is a sport

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A handicapp walks into a bar

You are Nerochan right?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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