- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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