David Silberberg is gay

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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