- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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