- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

brandon ya twwat

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

LIFE :(

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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