- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What's the difference between a duck

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

one day i went to bed

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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