- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Jersey Shore

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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